My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

Mitt Romney is the guy who said corporations are people. No, Governor Romney, corporations are not people.

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.

Remember, many Republicans didn't vote for Mitt Romney. He didn't inspire people.

We don't have to guess what Mitt Romney would have done if he were president. Because he told us. He said we should let foreclosures - and I quote - 'hit the bottom' so the market could - I quote - 'run its course.'

My comrades would call me a 'black capitalist.'