My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

Cats rule the world.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

There's hope for everyone. That's what makes the world go round.

I have yet to hear the first person say at the end of my life I want to have a politician settle it,

appoint someone who will put the public first.