My doctor ordered me to shut up, which will make every American happy.


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My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
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My pride shut me up, my hurt shut me down, and together they ganged up on my hope and let her get aw...
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I am confident that the Republican Party will pick a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton.
DAN QUAYLE
Do us a favour, Perce,’ said Bill, yawning, ‘and shut up.
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Oh, well, that's just Bill Clinton.
BOB DOLE
You Can Shut Me Out...But You Can Not Shut Me Up! I Broke My Silence!
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I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like...
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We're very concerned about it and the doctor said we have to shut him down.
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I am very happy and delighted. It will make me feel very close to my fans.
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Bill Clinton was relentless, eloquent and truly charming.
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As a doctor, I will take it and make it my mission to heal the nation, reverse the course of Obamaca...
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When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.
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But you make me happy. It's living up to being happy that's the difficult part.
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[Bill] Clinton was a pretty good president for a Republican.
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
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Chicago taught me when to talk, taught me when to shut up, taught me when to stay, taught me when to...
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It costs $200,000 to get Bill Clinton to speak. We just can't do that.
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In 1996, Bill Clinton got 54 percent of the women's vote,
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"when some people talk to me, I can hardly wait for them to shut up. Like shut up, your a moron, I h...
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No one heard of Bill Clinton before he declared he was going to run.
LARRY HARRIS
Lord, be merciful, shut me up when my life speaks so much louder than my words.
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As Bill Clinton said so eloquently at the convention, during Vietnam there was a chance to serve; th...
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I have visited the cities and towns across America and seen the devastation caused by the trade poli...
DONALD TRUMP
If I don't shut up, they have a bullet to shut me up, ... I took them very seriously.
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Just watching my cats can make me happy.
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Nuclear arms is pretty scary because that could end the world. I'm more interested in that stuff...
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Adrian!" Something inside of me burst. "Will you shut the hell up for five seconds?
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When Bill Clinton was in town, he sent over a balanced budget.
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As for me, to love you alone, to make you happy, to do nothing which would contradict your wishes, t...
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As for me, to love you alone, to make you happy, to do nothing which would contradict your wishes, t...
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As for me, to love you alone, to make you happy, to do nothing which would contradict your wishes, t...
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Finally I paid every bill. My plantation in Pennsylvania had been sold and nothing was left to me bu...
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Finally I paid every bill. My plantation in Pennsylvania had been sold and nothing was left to me bu...
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If problems develop, we will rescind the authorization. This is in line with the direction Gov. (Mat...
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ROBERT TORRICELLI
Nothing earthly will make me give up my work in despair.
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Bill, help me up..
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I want to wake up with you every morning and fall asleep beside you each night,” Patch told me gra...
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Make no mistake about it, my friends - Republicans, the American people are never going to forget th...
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I think it will reverberate with voters that, but for the Republicans pursuing these issues, they mi...
BARBARA OLSON
They think we are propaganda for democracy. They want to shut us up. But they can't shut me up,
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To the European, it is a characteristic of the American culture that, again and again, one is comman...
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With the state of the world today, an alien intervention might be just what the doctor ordered. ... ...
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Today I announce that I will seek and I will win the presidency of the United States of America, ......
DAN QUAYLE
I'm trying to shut up and let my angels speak to me and tell me what I'm supposed to do.
PATRICK SWAYZE
The ways that my dogs can make me - and my visitors - happy constantly amazes me.
ANDREW WEIL
It would be incredibly naive to say that it was Bill Clinton who brought partisanship to Washington.
MARK MELLMAN
Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me hap...
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Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed ...
WANDA SYKES
If you shut up truth, and bury it underground, it will but grow.
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If Bill Clinton was Moses, he would have come down with the Ten Suggestions.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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It may not be a big deal to you and me, ... but this is the first thing Bill Clinton has had to be e...
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'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered...
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My father was raised with brothers, he was a football player and a boxer, he was a chief petty offic...
HILLARY CLINTON
When I was younger and women first started to get in public positions, in my case the law, we went t...
HILLARY CLINTON
When I traveled as secretary of state, I was deluged with thick briefing books full of information a...
HILLARY CLINTON
I think that we have to be constantly asking ourselves, 'How do we calculate the risk?' And ...
HILLARY CLINTON
One of the reasons this election is so important is because the Supreme Court hangs in the balance. ...
HILLARY CLINTON
I'm the only candidate which has a policy about how to bring economic opportunity - using clean,...
HILLARY CLINTON
When my father announced his campaign for president on Oct. 3, 1991, I had already cast my vote in f...
CHELSEA CLINTON
Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right.
HILLARY CLINTON
The challenges of change are always hard. It is important that we begin to unpack those challenges t...
HILLARY CLINTON
If you're not comfortable with public speaking - and nobody starts out comfortable; you have to ...
HILLARY CLINTON
There's a difference between fair game and playing games.
HILLARY CLINTON
Human rights are women's rights, and women's rights are human rights.
HILLARY CLINTON
You don't walk away if you love someone. You help the person.
HILLARY CLINTON
One of the biggest problems that Egypt faces is the lack of border security - the importation of wea...
HILLARY CLINTON
It is daffodil time, so the robins all cry, For the sun's a big daffodil up in the sky, And wh...
CLINTON SCOLLARD
The lyric sound of laughter Fills all the April hills The joy-song of the crocus, The mi...
CLINTON SCOLLARD
When you have armed militants, aided and abetted by a major country like Russia, able to use surface...
HILLARY CLINTON
I will not comment on or confirm what are alleged to be stolen State Department cables. But I can sa...
HILLARY CLINTON
I feel like I have had the most amazing life in my public service.
HILLARY CLINTON
The family I'm from, well, no one had their name on big buildings. My family were builders of a ...
HILLARY CLINTON
My overall goal is to level the playing field for American businesses.
HILLARY CLINTON
You cannot have maternal health without reproductive health. And reproductive health includes contra...
HILLARY CLINTON
I've always been incredibly proud of both of my parents and proud of the work I had done private...
CHELSEA CLINTON
In almost every profession - whether it's law or journalism, finance or medicine or academia or ...
HILLARY CLINTON
Women are the largest untapped reservoir of talent in the world.
HILLARY CLINTON
My grandmother, who passed away at the beginning of November, had a core adage in her life that '...
CHELSEA CLINTON
I hope telling stories though 'Making a Difference' - as in my academic work and nonprofit w...
CHELSEA CLINTON
I have not supported same-sex marriage. I have supported civil partnerships and contractual relation...
HILLARY CLINTON
Dignity does not come from avenging insults, especially from violence that can never be justified. I...
HILLARY CLINTON
I learned some valuable lessons about the legislative process, the importance of bipartisan cooperat...
HILLARY CLINTON