My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

My dad was in the pasture with me and saw me, so he came over to get me in the truck, and he took me to the hospital,

It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.

My parents were really nice to me.

Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.