My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing.

I don't have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It's that expensive.

At 140, 150, that's when the car starts floating. At 160, that's when you start seeing dead relatives. At 180, it's, like, terrifying and exciting.

I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.

When I meet people after stand-up shows, they'll bring their cars.