My condolences, you're still alive.

I love you all - if you are not people!

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.