My color's not a crutch. See, funny crosses a lot of color barriers.

I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

I don't want people to see me fall. I mean, I got enough people cheering for me to fall now... The Internet has created some amazing place for evil to exist, you dig?

I have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a lot of the time, just how they figured out that they could do the things that they do, some of it is just plain freaky.

To be No. 1 on the 'New York Times' best-seller list, well, that's alarming. Having been a stand-up comedian, I think it's surprising to a lot of people that I had the insight I had.

We're as interesting and funny as anyone else.