My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!

The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!

Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace.

They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?

Which is amazing if you think about it. We don't even allow them to bring their cats and dogs.

If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of himself, too.