My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.

They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

Somebody once asked me what my theory of life was, and I said, 'Don't try.' That fits the writing, too. I don't try; I just type.

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'