....my brain works like an etch-a-sketch; even the slightest movement causes it to go completely blank.

As he left, he decided not to go back, as it was too easy to lose himself in there, as if the woman had cast a forgetful spell over the place.

If people love 'Gremlins' so much and 'Clueless,' 'Yoga Hosers' is not that weird. It is very weird, but compared to that stuff, it's not that different.

Whaddaya want?" growled Viola, our small, surly, octogenarian waitress.
What did I want? A job. A clue. A love.
"Two coffees," Len answered for me.
Coffee would do for now, I guess.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Sometimes all you need is to be remembered, especially in a place where it’s so easy to forget.