My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

Lisa is one of the funniest comedians. She absolutely killed me. I loved it.

Disrespect is my biggest pet peeve.

I was always a funny guy. I don't think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn't a funny guy when they were young.

I don't think I'd want my pet in formaldehyde, but I guess in America they would.

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.