my agent says he might be able to arrange for me to meet Brad Pitt!

I knew very early on that I wasn't Brad Pitt.

The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt is amazingly talented and equally good-looking, too.