Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of The Shades was suicide. Asking for a short in a dwarf bar was suicide. Saying 'Got rocks in your head?' to a troll was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.
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Related I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. LESLEY BOONE If you were going to commit suicide you wouldn't do it like this, it was a complete accident, BRIAN HARVEY One of the first signs of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die. This life appears unbea... FRANZ KAFKA At great periods you have always felt, deep within you, the temptation to commit suicide. You gave y... CESARE PAVESE I was surprised that he'd commit suicide. I always thought he'd go out in a blaze of glory. BOBBY BURNS You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS Dr. Armonson stitched up her wrist wounds. Within five minutes of the transfusion he declared her ou... 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BRUCE BARTLETT It was a suicide attack, ZAHIR AZIMI Nothing in my life has ever made me want to commit suicide more than people's reaction to my trying ... EMILIE AUTUMN There is some information that is connected to this apparent suicide that causes me to believe it wa... EROLL SKYERS He brings the greatest conflict into the history of mankind. He will come soon to our world just lik... TOBA BETA There was a footpath leading across fields to New Southgate, and I used to go there alone to watch t... BERTRAND RUSSELL We each have a special something we can get only at a special time of our life. like a small flame. ... HARUKI MURAKAMI Allie, what do the Stars tell me to do? You know I don't understand the scientific part. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The capacity of humans to believe in what seems to me highly improbable- from table tapping to the s... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN It is strange being in a crowd where no one knows your face or cares for your purpose. In Lykos, I w... PIERCE BROWN I don't know if they're really like everybody else, or if they're able to pretend they are. MADELEINE L'ENGLE Basically, if you stop eating and wait several weeks or months, it is a slow form of suicide, ... No... JEFF WEIR Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. Suicide is a form of murder - premeditated murder. It isn't something you do the first time you thin... SUSANNA KAYSEN The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony.... ... That's what's happening.... DEYTH BANGER You never can tell, though, with suicide notes, can you? In the planetary aggregate of all life, the... MARTIN AMIS These philosophically fun ideas usually satisfy nobody. Nonetheless, they remind us that ignorance i... NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON The suicide passes a judgment. Society does not care to examine the judgment, but in defense of itse... ROBERT E. NEALE Life is too short to commit suicide, Be patient, you will still die. OLASOT I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time. HUNTER S. THOMPSON It is much more valuable to look for the strength in others. You can gain nothing by criticizing the... DAISAKU IKEDA the deceased don’t want you to forget about them. They just want you to move past it; not to dwell... JUSTIN PYFROM Foul play is certainly out of the question, since he was in a cell by himself. There was no indicati... ERIC MESSICK There was a suicide attack this morning. Four people have died. YOUSUF STANIZAI It was a journal, and somebody had handwritten in this journal 'suicide bomber. The other thing he w... LARAE QUY There is a possibility that it was a suicide attack, but we are still investigating. JEHANGIR MIRZA If I commit suicide, it will not be to destroy myself but to put myself back together again. Suicide... ANTONIN ARTAUD Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself. There was never a democracy... JOHN ADAMS Even Lot might have been mistaken. But that’s what he promised ‘em – his virgin daughters, you... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN God is the strength in which I trust." Lesson 47, A Course In Miracles HELEN SCHUCMAN There isn't an hour of my life without you in it. I mend the boats, test them and all the while the ... NICHOLAS SPARKS I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under... MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF People try to say suicide is the most cowardly act a man could ever commit. I don't think that's tru... TOMMY TRAN He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian. WOODY ALLEN How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? JUDY TENUTA Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. JACK NICHOLSON If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o... DEYTH BANGER Suicide was Bloom's mortal enemy. THOMAS HARRIS You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ... C. JOYBELL C. I was ready to commit suicide. Then the next thing I know, I'm dancing on the table. FLOYD REESE She would tuck Sam into her heart, a bright light for her to take out whenever things were darkest. SARAH J. MAAS Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself; in reviewing you t... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was ... JOHN QUINCY ADAMS Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was ... JOHN ADAMS Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was ... JOHN ADAMS Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a... JOHN ADAMS everyone on this court assumed that assisted suicide was a matter for the states. RUTH BADER GINSBURG Never attempt to murder a man who is committing suicide. WOODROW T. WILSON One question we had was whether some symptoms of depression were more important than others for incr... DALE C. HESDORFFER If the people governing you could burden you for suicide, it would be quite a hefty fine. PABLO D. RODRIGUEZ It was a tragedy to begin with, ... But now we have a homicide-slash-attempted suicide. JOHN SCHULTZ There are no sides in suicide. ANTHONY LICCIONE A lot of people were going on about suicide attempts but this wasn't one. You couldn't have done it ... BRIAN HARVEY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON Loving someone more than you is the first step to commit suicide... THESULA GUYRUKA ILESINGHE It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying dying. CHUCK PALAHNIUK This instant is the only time there is. A COURSE IN MIRACLES I am never upset for the reason I think. A COURSE IN MIRACLES Perception is a mirror not a fact. And what I look on is my state of mind, reflected outward. A COURSE IN MIRACLES Teach only love for that is what you are. A COURSE IN MIRACLES Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists. Herein lies the peace of God. A COURSE IN MIRACLES Only my condemnation injures me. A COURSE IN MIRACLES I can elect to change all thoughts that hurt. A COURSE IN MIRACLES Seek not to change the world, but choose to change your mind about the world. A COURSE IN MIRACLES Only your mind can produce fear. A COURSE IN MIRACLES In 2002 [because of the threat of suicide bombers] I was afraid to go on a bus. I felt like I was on... ANDREW DAVID Suicide is an option for the unwise,but for the wise suicide has got no room to be given an option. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Virgin suicide What was that she cried? No use in stayin' On this holocaust ride JEFFREY EUGENIDES We don't know if he was just morose or whether or not this was a contemplation of suicide. It's like... FRANK KEEL Nothing that is good can become stuck – and if it is stuck, it can’t be any good! SILVIA HARTMANN Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet." Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison.... KEITH R.A. DECANDIDO This is the spot where I will lie When life has had enough of me, These are the grasses ... SARA TEASDALE I've got no other home to go to, not anymore. When I look at England now I see a dead place, Rupert.... LEV GROSSMAN Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places, if you look at it right. GRATEFUL DEAD The world pays no attention to those who have nothing to offer BERNARD KELVIN CLIVE Tea followers were among the earliest converts to the Christian faith. Takayama Ukon, a daimyo turne... F. CALVIN PARKER He could have done it as a last act of defiance towards us. Perhaps he did commit suicide. CARLA PONTE I think this is a report that has some very important lessons for our region and for the world at la... DANIEL TAUB I've had a hard time the last two weeks. I was on suicide watch for a couple of weeks there. I sat i... D.J. TRAHAN Love will commit, or love will commit suicide. ANTHONY LICCIONE There is no refuge from confession but suicide; and suicide is confession. DANIEL WEBSTER There is no refuge from confession but suicide; and suicide is
confession. DANIEL WEBSTER There is no refuge from confession but suicide; and suicide is confession DANIEL WEBSTER I was at Yale from 1953 to 1957, and I tried to commit suicide in my freshman year because I was gay... LARRY KRAMER
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They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves ar... TERRY PRATCHETT "Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary... TERRY PRATCHETT A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. TERRY PRATCHETT Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ... TERRY PRATCHETT It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If ... TERRY PRATCHETT It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence coul... TERRY PRATCHETT An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ... TERRY PRATCHETT A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. TERRY PRATCHETT Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate... TERRY PRATCHETT The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then... TERRY PRATCHETT For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) ... TERRY PRATCHETT Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his l... TERRY PRATCHETT In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded. TERRY PRATCHETT Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. TERRY PRATCHETT The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head. TERRY PRATCHETT God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which migh... TERRY PRATCHETT