[Ms. Silverman says her family has no objections to her routine:] We're all narcissists. Some things I've said about my dad are unflattering, to say the least. But he loves it: the audience is laughing. We love each other, all of us. There's no bad blood. ... It's a cycle. It's like molestation, but in a good way.


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All that lives will press palms together in prayerful adoration of those who refuse to slaughter and...
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Silence (in court) may be equivalent to confession
THE TALMUD
That's not what I'd call condemnation,
THE JERUSALEM
Music is such a great communicator. It breaks down linguistic barriers, cultural barriers, it basica...
THE EDGE
I get naturally uncomfortable when I'm put under a magnifying glass.
THE WEEKND
Doubt cannot override a certainty
THE TALMUD
It's the hottest trend in New York, China, Indonesia and New Zealand,
THE TALMUD
Into the well which supplies thee with water, cast no stones
THE TALMUD
Hire yourself out to work, which is beneath you, rather than become dependent on others
THE TALMUD
He who is without a wife dwells without blessing, life, joy, help, good, and peace
THE TALMUD
For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of the harvest.
THE TALMUD
Don't use the conduct of a fool as a precedent
THE TALMUD
If one man says to thee, ''Thou art a donkey',' pay no heed. If two speak thus, purchase a saddle.
THE TALMUD
Make your books your companions
THE TALMUD
Do not decide that someone is good until you see how he or she acts at home
THE TALMUD
Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the entire world; and whoever...
THE TALMUD
Richer is one hour of repentance and good works in this world than all of life of the world to come;...
THE TALMUD
The parent who does not teach the child a useful trade is teaching him or her to steal
THE TALMUD
The Divine Spirit does not reside in any except the joyful heart
THE TALMUD
If silence be good for the wise, how much better for fools
THE TALMUD
A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished
THE TALMUD
We've always tried to do different things with the sound of the band, but with this record we've tri...
THE EDGE
should grow in proportion to increases in corporate profitability.
THE COMMITTEE
An eye for an eye" (Exodus 21:24). But not an eye and a life for an eye.
THE TALMUD
Alice's Restaurant Massacre.
THE BEATLES
Please stop crying all the time for a particular thing you need, because what you have now someone n...
THE INSPIRATIONIST
It's good to have MONEY and the things that money can buy, as long as you make sure you don't lose t...
THE INSPIRATIONIST
How are you doing? How are you going to cope?
THE ARCHIVES
Your rat is dead
THE TERMINATOR