Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

[At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.] Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me.

- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."