Jesse Eisenberg
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VANCE JOY My mother gave me singing lessons; that was totally painful, because I couldn't do what she want... LINDA LAVIN On Twitter, if you want to quote someone else, you say, 'RT, re-tweet, that person's name, a... ETHAN ZUCKERMAN Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH NATASHA TRETHEWEY NAOMI CAMPBELL I've never paid too much attention to what other people have said or to what other people have t... SABRINA CARPENTER I've known the glory of the stage and the glory of the spotlight. I still crave it. I want to be... NARADA MICHAEL WALDEN ELIZABETH WILSON RUSSELL WESTBROOK JAY-Z TONY KUSHNER I'm happy to sacrifice a big pay cheque for my happiness, if that's not too corny a thing to... JACK GLEESON GEORGE HARRISON TONY DUNGY We have this myth that if you work hard, you can accomplish anything. It's not a very American t... DAVID LINDSAY-ABAIRE Growing up, I had a terrible pudding-bowl haircut. I used to cut it myself, and I'd sew my own c... BECKI NEWTON It's a funny thing. I'll be in my home town of Columbus at a restaurant or something, and th... TYLER JOSEPH DREW BARRYMORE LEO VARADKAR The Mormon issue is a real problem in the South; it's a real problem in other parts of the count... DAN BARTLETT It's a strange thing we do as actors. I'm walking out the door, and I'll say, 'O.K.,... TEDDY SEARS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES And I asked my mother about it; I said, 'Is there something wrong?' She said, 'God... Go... RICHARD DAWSON It's true what people say - that actors are the closest thing there is to children. They play. NASTASSJA KINSKI JENNIFER CARPENTER LAILA ALI It's very difficult for me to look at politics with clear eyes. I'll read a story in the pap... SAID SAYRAFIEZADEH SPIKE LEE When people say to me 'what do you think of rap music?' my answer is there's no such thi... IRWIN THOMAS CHRISTOPHER GUEST NATALIE MASSENET RHYS IFANS HASKELL WEXLER When people say to me, 'What do you think of rap music?', my answer is, 'There's no ... JACK JONES ISLA FISHER DAN BUETTNER 'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought ... PAULY SHORE I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing ... JULIE WALTERS Same job, whether it's comedy or drama. Regardless of the weight of the role, I feel like the jo... GREG KINNEAR I listen to the people. That was a big reason for my life, maybe the main reason, I'm singing be... JULIO IGLESIAS GEORGE CARLIN LOUIS C. K. ELVIS PRESLEY YUVRAJ SINGH Look at someone like Ke$ha. I wouldn't say she's got the most rangy, incredible voice, but s... KARA DIOGUARDI CARL HIAASEN TERI POLO People say 'The Wire's bleak, y'know, but I see it as a love letter to Baltimore, and it... AIDAN GILLEN We're passing on something of ourselves to others. I feel that's what makes our life full of... IRVIN D. YALOM 'Religion,' I should note, has a disputed etymology in Latin: some say it's from 're... JOSHUA COHEN I have friends who say, 'You just can't understand what it's like to be a mother until y... NATASHA LEGGERO It's a wonderful thing to have life and to look at all this creation and say thank you. I even s... AL JARREAU One thing I really love in my single, 'Just Can't Let You Go,' is the beatboxing; I thin... MANIKA MILLIE BOBBY BROWN MANDY MOORE HOLLY MARIE COMBS There's one more thing I want to say. It's a touchy subject. Black beauty. Black sensuality.... JODY WATLEY DIANE KRUGER MARTHA STEWART I have to say that when I first started singing, I didn't think it was a very noble profession. ... LESLEY GORE PAUL AUSTER As an actor, you're trained to do the right thing, be politically correct, say your lines, say t... IDRIS ELBA VICTORIA BECKHAM CARSON MCCULLERS TRACEE ELLIS ROSS It's certainly anyone's prerogative to say, 'I liked something more when it was this'... JUSTIN KIRK It's not a terribly original thing to say, but I love Raymond Carver. For one thing, he's fu... IRA GLASS People asked, 'So what are you - a multimillionaire?' I like to say, 'A billionaire wann... FOSTER FRIESS WESLEY SNIPES I was my mother's favorite, and she'd help me with everything. H. R. GIGER Alanis Morissette - I love how she's not afraid to say what she wants to say. Love it or hate it... MANIKA SALMA HAYEK DAMIEN HIRST ANNIE LEIBOVITZ BLAKE LIVELY She approached me and asked what she could do to help me work in my district. It was not a typical n... DIANE RAGSDALE I remember Francis Bacon would say that he felt he was giving art what he thought it previously lack... 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I never wanted to do anything. I'm tremendously lazy. DEBORAH EISENBERG I'm not used to interviews. People don't generally interview waitresses. DEBORAH EISENBERG I'm a very spoiled writer. I need to be indolent, to waste a lot of paper. I'm inefficient. DEBORAH EISENBERG We're all walking around trying to deal with a certain amount of shame, to repress it. And we re... DEBORAH EISENBERG I just want to be on my own branch twittering. DEBORAH EISENBERG I've never really thought of writing books. I've never thought about stories as a part of a ... DEBORAH EISENBERG I find I often just fall into a stone-like sleep, right in the middle of the day, just sort of clonk... DEBORAH EISENBERG It's much easier to read the stories that have a lot of dialogue; of course, they flow much more... DEBORAH EISENBERG I'm a bit of an expert on anger, having suffered from it all through my youth, when I was both b... DEBORAH EISENBERG I find it endlessly interesting, endlessly funny, the fact that we're rather arbitrarily divided... DEBORAH EISENBERG The first story I wrote was called 'Days,' and I have very little affection for it. DEBORAH EISENBERG I like the eclipses, the synaptic jumps of short stories. The reader has to participate very activel... DEBORAH EISENBERG I actually came to New York because it was very tolerant. You know, it seems preposterous, ludicrous... DEBORAH EISENBERG Writing does change you, and of course it feels good to do things, so you could say writing is de fa... DEBORAH EISENBERG I suppose I'm always looking for a sort of acuity of perception either in my characters or about... DEBORAH EISENBERG I would like to never ever think about any political issues. DEBORAH EISENBERG The world we live in has been and is being increasingly politicised so that our daily experience is ... DEBORAH EISENBERG Politics is a matter of human transaction. 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