Mostly we have cars out there packing the track but, with all rain we've had, the track has gotten really soft and that can make for a slippery surface for a while. It usually takes about three or four weeks to get completely ready.
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Related The track has been slippery with the drizzle, and that did make it a little bit hard for me to run o... LIU XIANG We are really on track for a soft landing. There are no balloons popping. DAVID LEREAH As soon as we get the results of the X-rays, we can develop a plan for getting him on the track. He ... TIM RITCHEY It took me weeks to finish my part on the song. The track has been around for a minute. It used to b... BIG BOI It took me weeks to finish my part on the song. The track has been around for a minute. It used to b... BIG BOI I think the car count will be higher. It gives more guys a chance to get their cars ready who weren'... MARK WERTZ We have four cars and a van, ... We make about 15 to 20 trips a day, mostly to the airports. JAMES DAVIS If we were using last year's track, these kind of conditions would've left the track muddy for days ... DAVE WALKER The guys wrestled pretty good. I wish we could have gotten one more guy (qualified for State) - had ... JARED DIGMANN The soft surface is good for your body. But mostly it's exhilarating to run out there because it's s... JEFF PIGG I am really disappointed that I had to get out of the car. Burt had done a great job, and we were de... BRIAN FRISSELLE I am really disappointed that I had to get out of the car. Burt had done a great job, and we were de... BRIAN FRISSELLE It usually to takes three or four years to really look back on a draft. MIKE HOLMGREN That run was pretty much all you can get out of this track. It's very tricky but it's always that wa... GREG ANDERSON Our bench was big. We struggled there for a while, but right now we seem to be back on track with th... KRISTY CURRY The whole thing's created a cash flow problem. We were inundated with requests for 100-day supplies.... KRISTIN CAMPBELL Dover has been a frustrating track for me. We've had top-10 cars at times, but couldn't put the fini... CASEY MEARS This is a great workout to get ready for track season. BRENT WHITE We've got to practice three weeks, get the kinks out, then we've got to practice three weeks... BOB SEGER This season has really gotten off to a good start. The Cleveland Speedway fans and competitors have ... MONTY MORROW Our cars were fast at Daytona, but we needed reliability. This test also enabled us to try a variety... DAVID RUSSELL Concept cars are used to introduce a new body style and, on top of that, the manufactures throw in a... CSABA CSERE not only on the Palestinian track (but) the Lebanese track and the Syrian track so that we can have ... ARIEL SHARON I thought he went well (last weekend) and probably what we're looking at is three or four weeks down... DES MORRIS It's not easy to be fast on this track. You really have to be on the edge. The track is very slipper... MARIO DOMINGUEZ The three blasts were carried out by at least four people. The identity of the people has more or le... K.K. PAUL We understand that Drew won't make a decision for another three to four weeks. ANDREW FAGAN He's such a boost for everyone out there. It's disappointing that we lost, but I think this was more... CLARKE MACARTHUR It takes about two to three weeks for people to get into the swing of it. CANDY KOPPERUD Anything can happen here at Bristol, and when it happens it happens quickly. That's why it's hard to... KYLE PETTY The track looks excellent. Our weatherman says this is just about as good a global track as we can g... DICK RUTAN The game wasn't an overly good game for the first half. It takes a while to get into it, not having ... COLBY ARMSTRONG He won't run if there is more rain. There is no point sending him around on a wet track. He's hopele... DAVID ATKINS Yeah, go ahead and have a new track, but keep the existing track open until such time as we're ready... JEANETTE GRACE I didn't expect Taylor to get into the sixth. I thought we would get three or four innings out of hi... HAROLD ALBERTSON There is a definite willingness to be completely co-operative, be completely transparent and to exch... ELIAS ZERHOUNI We should be ready for a change. DEYTH BANGER (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON I was almost ready to leave him out there with three, four or five fouls. For someone that hot, it's... MIKE D'ANTONI It was pretty good, pretty fair. The track was a little greasy with the rain recently but we did oka... MAT MLADIN Courage changes things for the better . . . [With courage you can] stay with
something long enough t... EARL NIGHTINGALE There might be possibilities for people to get on the tenure track but, then, for a period of time, ... GERTRUDE FRASER The driver notices the differences in colors on the race track, if there is fluid. Is the track dry?... JIMMY SPENCER We can pretend that China is not there. But China is there, and unless we put our economy on the rig... SALMAN KHURSHID Usually we have two weeks to get ready in October. It's thrown us all a bit off. LYNN HANSON I had been a Maoist, and then when the Gang of Four was overthrown, I was completely distraught. I w... NORMAN FINKELSTEIN The track here is not suitable to prepare them for the Games and the whole idea is to make them accu... CHARLIE PILE If we can come out in the first four minutes and be close, even or ahead we will be in it. If we get... DALE SCHURING I was a little concerned about that coming in and he might have been wondering what he was running o... COREY LANERIE The fact it is a street circuit means there are some traffic lines on the asphalt, so it we get any ... GIANCARLO FISICHELLA Edwards wanted to follow Wadia and has been on the fast track for quite a while. ART BOWMAN Usually when they do something like this, there will be just a few cars out there. On Sunday, every ... DAVE MUNOZ When he has APE, we go out on t he track and he propels the chair on his own a full lap and Dave wil... COURTNEY VINCENT For me to rehearse with a children's orchestra a Mahler symphony was to really work. We had thre... GUSTAVO DUDAMEL As they're sorting cars for each destination, the locomotive or the set of rail cars has to go back ... MARK DAVIS It's very unusual for someone to move up that quickly. It takes two to three, maybe four to five yea... ANTHONY GALLINO I think the team did really well for our first big outdoor meet. It helps a lot because we are famil... CAROL RODRIGUEZ Obviously leading up to the U.S. trials we put together a training program that is more cross countr... COREY IHMELS I'm happy to get that first win. It was really neat for the kids to experience that finally, after a... JACK LIND It's a market that has been really difficult for us to get our arms around. We have no real way to t... DAN KUZNETSKY They indicated that they should be back on track within a week for the closings that they had ready ... GINA OGLE He didn't get into a groove for a while but he settled in. He's on track now. CURT REED I'd like to make it four in a row and then we have three tough games we have to mentally be ready fo... DAVE IRWIN Shipping a few days out has been my way of doing it, but for this race I'd have to think we'd do it ... MICHAEL TROMBETTA This win is for the other seniors who have worked hard for four years. I told them emotion would las... DOUG PHILLIPS I completely agree with that statement, We absolutely don't track mouse movements or keystrokes. SEAN SUNDWALL The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL We've had engine problems the last couple of weeks. Special thanks to all of the people that helped ... DAVID TOWNS The last three weeks have been a whirlwind for all of us. We're just happy to get past the first gam... TONY MEOLA She's on track to have a really good career as a shot putter. She should be able to make the finals,... DENNIS BAKER It's a little ginger. It's gotten better every week. There's been no issues in the last three or fou... CHRIS BARNES It was a bit of a difficult afternoon for us yesterday, because we had to spend some time working on... KIMI RAIKKONEN There was a time when I kept track of it all; when my mind worked like a giant lint brush being swep... SUSAN ORLEAN I think we probably had better time drops than anyone else there. Our focus is now for two weeks dow... BRAD JONES When you've got two, three, four weeks in a row without rain, that topsoil will have almost no moist... HARRY HILLAKER They have told me that they are shooting for a September 11 possession date. When the keys are turne... EARL PREACHERS We had to get ourselves together before the playoffs. It was a real test for us to get ourselves bac... KATHLYN MCCLAIN You can say that. But I need a lot more than three weeks to get ready. DAVE MCCLENAHAN It only takes one or two guys to get things started. This team can hit. I know we were in a slump fo... DAMON SUBLETT When I was in high school, we had track for five weeks my senior year. That was all for women's spor... DEB VERCAUTEREN You can guard them for so long. But sooner or later she'll pop out. And we lost track of her. JOE BRANDA More recently, we had a meet where it was pouring hard and we still ran through the rain. Rain shoul... JOSHUA VILLORIA To have some fun and learn a little bit about track and running and find some success so everybody f... DICK SIEVERT It was not a good weekend for us. We didn't get down the race track all weekend. DAVE CONNOLLY It will be great to be back in Charlotte this weekend. It's always good to race close to home. We ha... CARL EDWARDS Ben has been training, next to Devin, the hardest. I don't know what's gotten into him, but I hope i... KIM WILLIAMS Look at his track record. How does he do it? He just has an air about him. Players respect him. They... GAR HEARD When we get to the track, we're basically turned loose to the masses. And you'd better be willing to... DARRELL WALTRIP I can't complain. It was as good as it could have been. It's been a good last few weeks. Been a good... MALLIE SHUSTER It takes us getting on the track to get that accountability of speed. ROB PARISH It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. MARK TWAIN It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. MARK TWAIN The last four games we had great practices. For four weeks we concentrated on defensive intensity an... BRETT AMES Le Mans runs on a longer track with 48 cars. At Daytona, with more cars and shorter run, drivers are... TOMMY ARCHER We received a letter from the USA Track and Field two weeks ago but we have yet to meet and discuss ... DAVID OKEYO We're all trying to get ready for the playoffs. It takes 20 guys in here to do it every night. When ... JASON ARNOTT It's tough to have Dave go out there and throw the way he threw and not produce for him. It seems li... RUSS ADAMS Dave Sim said in his latest thing of his, 'when you're on the right track, you'll know i... EDDIE CAMPBELL We're very excited about our results. With just two weeks left to go, we believe we're on track for ... BRAD HENSKE We have seen spokespeople from three of the four companies quoted as saying they will attend. Let's ... BRAD DAYSPRING
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DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ... DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea... DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th... DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i... DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ... DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts. DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're... DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do... 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As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte... DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr... DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi... DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on... DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough. DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless... DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio... DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu... DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth... DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l... DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ... DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident." DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you. DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car... DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ... DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba... DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this. DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee Making plans to change the world While the world is changing... DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi... DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En... DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time... DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me? DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit... DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ... DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading. DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long. DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b... DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o... DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be... DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula... DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ... DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told. DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ... DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ... DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in... DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went... DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo... DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ... DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer... DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p... DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they... DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst... DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas... DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y... DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h... DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa... DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta... DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe... DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ... DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza... DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won... DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu... DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute... DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort. DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th... DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys... DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit... DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ... DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c... DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo... DAVE EGGERS