Most people don't pray when they are on their knees but when they are on their backs

One person enjoys a piece of hard cheese, a second a spun out prayer chant, and a third a door to the street

If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows

If God were living on earth, people would break His windows

If God wants people to suffer, he sends them too much understanding

If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living