Most people don't know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor... But I've performed in several Shakespeare productions including Hamlet, except in this version, Hamlet lives in an apartment with two women, and has to pretend he's gay so that the landlord won't evict him.
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Related Most people don't know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor... But I've performed in sev... JOHN RITTER Doing Shakespeare in the Park has always been a dream. Everyone else says Hamlet, but I want to play... AARON YOO Shakespeare without Othello, Lear, Macbeth and Hamlet would be all too much like Hamlet without the ... BRAND BLANSHARD The thing that I had saved up for myself and wanted most to bring off was a fully fledged profession... TREVOR NUNN The real 'Hamlet' is of course later, first performed in 1600, then performed with revisions in 1601... HAROLD BLOOM No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be; / Am an attendant lord. T.S. ELIOT I started to realise that it wasn't for me. Perhaps I didn't have to give my Hamlet before I... ERIC MCCORMACK The reason that I'm a writer today is because of Shakespeare and falling in love with Shakespear... JOHN LOGAN You have to get through the Hamlet hoop as a young actor. Your classical qualifications are based on... DEREK JACOBI No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be: am an attendant lord, one that will do to swell a p... TS (THOMAS STEARNS) ELIOT Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th... DEYTH BANGER Were you there?” She shook her head. “No. I was here in Nain having a child.” �... FRANCINE RIVERS In Shakespeare's world, characters cannot trust their senses. Is the ghost in Hamlet true and tr... VIRGINIA POSTREL This stage can be defined as a place where Shakespeare murdered Hamlet, and a great many Hamlets hav... ROBERT MORSE Like, that was weird in 'Hamlet 2,' because I played myself there, fully myself, but then I ... ELISABETH SHUE I knew exactly when the fever had struck. I had been reading Hamlet in an English class at school. E... AMANDA CRAIG Prometheus is action. Hamlet is hesitation. In Prometheus the obstacle is exterior; in Hamlet it is ... VICTOR HUGO Shakespeare's Hamlet can be performed in 50,000 different ways. It is the character who lends a spec... AMRISH PURI Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this scr... DOUGLAS ADAMS I'm not saying that Sam J. Jones was Flash Gordon - there's no such thing. No actor can be t... SAM J. JONES What if Shakespeare had had a test audience for Romeo and Juliet or Hamlet? BRENDAN FRASER There is only one true aristocracy . . . and that is the aristocracy of passionate souls! TENNESSEE WILLIAMS Visually speaking, nothing calls Shakespeare to mind like Hamlet holding Yorick's skull. IAN DOESCHER The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an... ORSON WELLES Lord Polonius: What do you read, my lord? Hamlet: Words, words, words. Lord Polonius: Wh... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minut... GILBERT GOTTFRIED That's an amazing gift as an actor - to be able to say I have an audience in so many countries i... ELISABETH HARNOIS Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house SAUL ANTIN I look at it like this: that if Shakespeare were alive today, he would have written two or three pla... ROB LOWE But what if Shakespeare― and Hamlet― were asking the wrong question? What if the real question i... GAYLE FORMAN Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had, PETER GOULD Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I was always one of those fortunate people who never wanted to be anything other than a singer and a... IRWIN THOMAS I was always one of those fortunate people who never wanted to be anything other than a singer and a... JACK JONES I enjoy dramatic narration, of course, because I'm an actor and I started as an actor. But I lov... PETER CULLEN I took the role of Ophelia in Hamlet because she is so naive, loving, and innocent. JULIA STILES God decided that this time in history was perfect for you to glorify Him and make an eternal differe... CRAIG GROESCHEL After school, I got a job in a shop in Hollywood and shared an apartment with a friend. I promptly l... PATRICK DEWITT I could make thousands of dollars in Broadway musicals, but among the best experiences I had was doi... JOHN CULLUM Her gaze wavered towards one of the books on the sales counter beside the register, a hardcover copy... REBECCA MCNUTT HAMLET I will receive it sir with all diligence of spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use, 'tis fo... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE To die, to sleep - To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub, For in this sleep ... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE And having performed in high school productions and college productions I was primarily familiar wit... DAVID NAUGHTON We may claim to believe in God, but we don't want to believe so much that it makes us different. CRAIG GROESCHEL Though this be madness, yet there is method in it. Hamlet WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unles... IAN MCKELLEN HAMLET [...] we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots. Your fat king an... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Christopher Guthrie (an actor who appears in many Know Theatre productions) has come aboard as artis... JASON BRUFFY All this happens without him knowing - they actually install cameras in his apartment and hire this ... CAROLINE DHAVERNAS I dont believe in luck. Ive only ever felt lucky finding God and even that was not by chance. MEG NEZAJ I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye. BAS RUTTEN I don't know what else I could do but pretend to be an actor. ALEC GUINNESS One of the things that makes Hamlet unique among Shakespeare's characters is his courage to face... KENNETH BRANAGH I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to ... STEPHEN COLBERT As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an ... MARCUS T. CICERO As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him,
so I am no less pleased with an o... CICERO (MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO) As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an ol... MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO Maybe John Kerry does not know – but I am happy to explain it to him – that my commitment to wit... JOSE LUIS RODRIGUEZ ZAPATERO Maybe John Kerry does not know - but I am happy to explain it to him - that my commitment to withdra... JOSE LUIS RODRIGUEZ ZAPATERO Maybe John Kerry does not know but I am happy to explain it to him that my commitment to withd... JOSE LUIS RODRIGUEZ ZAPATERO I loved reading Grimm's fairy tales and Hans Christian Andersen, and I loved to dream about othe... LAUREN BACALL I am haunted by the ghost of my father, I think that should allow me to quote Hamlet as much as I pl... ERIN MORGENSTERN From the wrestling of his own soul with the great enemy, comes that depth and mystery which startles... JONES VERY The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars/ But in ourselves. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Holly... ADAM SANDLER If I am not the legal resident of the apartment you cannot evict me. You cannot evict Mrs. Tuttle, w... SHIRLEY JACKSON Nobody has ever seen the 'Ur-Hamlet,' HAROLD BLOOM Mostly in movies an actor has to come to a mark, an X, and deliver his line - but that's so arti... BRUCE ROBINSON Everyone has people in their lives that are gay, lesbian or transgender or bisexual. They may not wa... BILLIE JEAN KING An oyster has hardly any more reasoning power than a scientist has; and so it it is reasonably certa... MARK TWAIN When I am out there, in time, I am inverted, changed into a desperate version of myself. I become a ... AUDREY NIFFENEGGER I toyed with the notion of being an actor, and am so glad that this whim did not go any further. MARTIN PARR Obviously the transgender movement has not progressed in the way that the gay and lesbian movement h... CHAZ BONO The passenger liner Ossifar Distana was one of the most luxurious of its kind in space anywhere. It ... CHRISTINA ENGELA I got into this thing called the National Youth Theatre, and to me, that was all about the status qu... DEOBIA OPAREI I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet. DANNY KAYE You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so. JOSH BILLINGS is that it is like Hamlet. If you thought about who had played it before, you'd never play Hamlet ag... COLIN FIRTH He is possibly the most accomplished screen actor in the country. He has an intimacy with the camera... BOB ELLIS I worked with Jackie Chan for a long time, and seeing how much pain he's in, I realized that tha... DANIEL WU I don't admire Freud as much as some people do. Imagine Shakespeare being aware of the Oedipal c... NATHALIE SARRAUTE Single men and women who go home to an empty apartment or a dog or cat or child need adult conversat... DENNIS FRANCK When I first lived in a model apartment... It was two bunk beds to a room, and the bathroom was cons... CAMERON RUSSELL She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl... IN THE MAKING Many audiences all over the world will answer positively from their own experience that they have se... PETER (STEPHEN PAUL) BROOK ,i>Since the Holy Spirit Gifts men and women alike, women should bel allowed to lead in the manne... ALAN GARRETT Would Hamlet have felt the delicious fascination of suicide if he hadn't had an audience, and lines ... JEAN GENET I haven't collected memorabilia. I am not a person who lives in the past. YVONNE CRAIG I worked over the years in many, many productions, but no-one ever again called me to welcome me abo... BROCK PETERS Ford? There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for 'Ha... DOUGLAS ADAMS Hamlet is a remarkably easy role. Physically it's hard because it tends to be about three hours long... LIEV SCHREIBER I've actually performed at Gay Pride in Atlanta three times in my career. I've always had a ... JENNIFER NETTLES I am almost sure to be blotted out by death, but sometimes I think it is not impossible that I may c... JORGE LUIS BORGES Demand your respect. Know what you want out of a man so he can manifest and become it... But that wo... NERISSA IRVING I saw Hamlet Prince of Denmark played; but now the old plays begin to disgust this refined age. JOHN EVELYN I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, u... IAN MCKELLEN I don't pretend to be anything but an actor and a writer. DAN FUTTERMAN Intel has been my second family. It is an amazing company that has changed the way people live their... RENEE JAMES It was reading Hamlet that ruined the concept of authenticity for me, not because Hamlet lacked exis... HOWARD JACOBSON
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JOHN CLAYTON I guess none of us like to look back in our lives to a time when we made poor judgments and foolish ... JOHN CLAYTON In the surface of the paper there is only length and width-there is no such thing as thickness. JOHN CLAYTON Why is it any more reasonable to believe that God has always been than it is to say that matter has ... JOHN CLAYTON What is the origin of God? JOHN CLAYTON The emphasis on the birth of Christ tends to polarize our pluralistic society and create legal and e... JOHN CLAYTON The denominational world tries to pressure its members to focus on the birth of Christ, but in doing... JOHN CLAYTON Not only are Christians writing about Jesus, but also Communists, Jews, atheists and agnostics are t... JOHN CLAYTON There was no instruction to be thankful that the Christians were special people, chosen people. Ther... JOHN CLAYTON It is my fervent hope and prayer that by exposing my mistakes and by pointing out the things that we... JOHN CLAYTON We are assuming that we exist, that there is reality, and that the matter of which we are made is re... JOHN CLAYTON The purpose of this study is to offer a logical, practical, pragmatic proof of the existence of God ... JOHN CLAYTON Since I was an atheist for many years and came to believe in God through my studies in science, it f... JOHN CLAYTON How beautiful the leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days. JOHN BURROUGHS You wouldn't do something for a receiver to catch the ball if the quarterback couldn't throw... JOHN MADDEN I'm not everybody's cup of tea. But sometimes criticism can be hurtful. Be respectful. I'... ELTON JOHN The prison-industrial complex, poverty, and the school system has more effect on a young black male ... JOHN LEGEND I have learned in fashion to be a little savage. JOHN FAIRCHILD Perhaps they thought I was on a fact-finding mission, never for one moment thinking that a man of my... JOHN PRESCOTT My consultant keeps telling me sudden death could come at any moment. JOHN TAVENER As you grow older, you learn a few things. One of them is to actually take the time you've allot... JOHN BATTELLE When California was wild, it was the floweriest part of the continent. JOHN MUIR Inherent in architecture, it involves everything in life so that there is absolutely no end to it. B... JOHN LAUTNER My folks always let me go to the movies every Saturday. We were really motion-picture goers. JOHN WAYNE I was ashamed to admit I was hipped to the idea of acting. That's why I started in with the prop... JOHN WAYNE I've loved reading all my life. JOHN WAYNE Nothing is so discouraging to an actor than to have to work for long hours upon hours in brightly li... JOHN WAYNE I'd read up on the history of our country and I'd become fascinated with the story of the Al... JOHN WAYNE Get off your butt and join the Marines! JOHN WAYNE