Most of the time when you're around the opposite sex, you kinda have to put on a show and not completely be yourself.

Of the opposite sex, I have the moustache and, in general, the face.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

I wish my 15-year-old self had known about my allure to the opposite sex!