Most of the people who call me a sellout were 7 when I was down face-first in the punk trenches.

Questioning anything and everything, to me, is punk rock.

The Ruts were a great punk rock band from England whose songs were as excellent as their time together was short.

The kid who throws his spaghetti from the high chair onto his father's face, he's pushing back. He's sticking it to the man as he sees it. I like that. So that is punk.

Republicans just can't help themselves. They get in front of a live microphone and within a few sentences are rocketing down the swiftest and most direct route to the all-you-can-eat comedian-and-talk-show-host buffet.

I've never heard Daft Punk; I've never heard a track of theirs in my life. They're the two guys with motorcycle helmets on?