I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
WILSON MIZNER The first hundred years are the hardest.
WILSON MIZNER A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
WILSON MIZNER The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
WILSON MIZNER A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
WILSON MIZNER All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it bec...
WILSON MIZNER I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.
WILSON MIZNER There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
WILSON MIZNER Art is science made clear.
WILSON MIZNER In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
WILSON MIZNER Failure has gone to his head.
WILSON MIZNER To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
WILSON MIZNER Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
WILSON MIZNER The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
WILSON MIZNER You sparkle with larceny.
WILSON MIZNER It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
WILSON MIZNER To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
WILSON MIZNER Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
WILSON MIZNER Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
WILSON MIZNER If you steal from one author, its plagiarism. If you steal from two, its research.
WILSON MIZNER There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
WILSON MIZNER I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a thought.
WILSON MIZNER I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'H...
WILSON MIZNER A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
WILSON MIZNER Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
WILSON MIZNER A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.
WILSON MIZNER I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
WILSON MIZNER The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
WILSON MIZNER I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
WILSON MIZNER Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
WILSON MIZNER A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
WILSON MIZNER Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
WILSON MIZNER Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat ...
WILSON MIZNER If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
WILSON MIZNER Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
WILSON MIZNER In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared ...
WILSON MIZNER A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
WILSON MIZNER The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
WILSON MIZNER If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
WILSON MIZNER If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
WILSON MIZNER Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
WILSON MIZNER Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have th...
WILSON MIZNER Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.
WILSON MIZNER I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.
WILSON MIZNER I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.
WILSON MIZNER Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor - unassisted.
WILSON MIZNER Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
WILSON MIZNER The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
WILSON MIZNER Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
WILSON MIZNER The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
WILSON MIZNER A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. -Wilson Mizne...
WILSON MIZNER A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.
WILSON MIZNER The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.
WILSON MIZNER To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.
WILSON MIZNER The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
WILSON MIZNER Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
WILSON MIZNER Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
WILSON MIZNER God help those who do not help themselves.
WILSON MIZNER A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
WILSON MIZNER The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
WILSON MIZNER I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.
WILSON MIZNER You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
WILSON MIZNER The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're ...
WILSON MIZNER In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
WILSON MIZNER The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
WILSON MIZNER I'd rater know a square guy than own a square mile
WILSON MIZNER When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's re...
WILSON MIZNER I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
WILSON MIZNER If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
WILSON MIZNER Easy street is a blind alley
WILSON MIZNER A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. -Wilso...
WILSON MIZNER To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady
WILSON MIZNER There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless
WILSON MIZNER I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets.
WILSON MIZNER I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
WILSON MIZNER I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
WILSON MIZNER The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears
WILSON MIZNER Be nice to people on your way up because you will meet them on your way down.
WILSON MIZNER Many a live wire would be a dead one except for his connections
WILSON MIZNER The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in
WILSON MIZNER I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
WILSON MIZNER The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork
WILSON MIZNER I've always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can't do any more than that. I always try to gi...
WILSON MIZNER Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit.
ADDISON MIZNER Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
ADDISON MIZNER Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it
ADDISON MIZNER Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit
ADDISON MIZNER Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate
ADDISON MIZNER Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.
ADDISON MIZNER The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
ADDISON MIZNER Poets are born, not paid.
ADDISON MIZNER The first hundred years are the hardest.
WILLIAM MIZNER God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.
ADDISON MIZNER Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.
ADDISON MIZNER The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
ADDISON MIZNER Confront the dark parts of yourself, and work to banish them with illumination and forgiveness. Your...
AUGUST WILSON I'm a big cook and prefer to make meals at home when I can. I'm either cooking, or we're...
CHANDRA WILSON I truly believe in positive synergy, that your positive mindset gives you a more hopeful outlook, an...
RUSSELL WILSON I write for myself, and my goal is bringing that world and that experience of black Americans to lif...
AUGUST WILSON I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.
RAINN WILSON You're not going to go far unless you're a workaholic.
SLOAN WILSON I've been focused on detecting nuclear terrorism at ports, in cargo containers, and I developed ...
TAYLOR WILSON Everybody after Fukushima had to reassess the safety of nuclear. When I set out to design a reactor,...
TAYLOR WILSON I started out with a dream to make a star in a jar in my garage, and I ended up meeting the Presiden...
TAYLOR WILSON I have too many ideas for a lifetime.
TAYLOR WILSON There's nothing that's impossible to me. You can ask my parents.
TAYLOR WILSON When I was 10 years old, that nuclear spark hit me. Whatever it may be, I really don't know what...
TAYLOR WILSON I developed a counterterrorism device that's revolutionizing the way we detect nuclear materials...
TAYLOR WILSON If you look at the scientists who really make a difference, they think boldly. They're not afrai...
TAYLOR WILSON These days, the scientific community accepts me. But getting to that point was tremendously hard, an...
TAYLOR WILSON I was about 10 when I got into nuclear science. That was when that spark hit me. It took a few years...
TAYLOR WILSON When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's ki...
TAYLOR WILSON As a kid, I was obsessed with space. Well, I was obsessed with nuclear science too, to a point, but ...
TAYLOR WILSON My holy grail is fusion energy. Nuclear fusion has little to no radioactive waste. It's clean. I...
TAYLOR WILSON I think there's something really poetic about using nuclear power to propel us to the stars, bec...
TAYLOR WILSON I don't mean to offend anybody, but I think that we get a lot of scientists now who are bent int...
TAYLOR WILSON I really have become convinced that nuclear fusion is our energy future. It's so powerful. I mea...
TAYLOR WILSON I came to realize I did believe in God. I couldn't conceive of a universe without someone overse...
RAINN WILSON I have an eight-year-old child, and I literally can't wrap my mind around the kind of grief that...
RAINN WILSON The great thing about 'The Office' and it being single-camera and the documentary style is t...
RAINN WILSON I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. I'd always wanted to try it.
RAINN WILSON I remember being unemployed and walking the East Village streets for many years, constantly checking...
RAINN WILSON I think definitely people know me from playing creeps and weirdos, and I'm definitely looking to...
RAINN WILSON Pretty much anybody who's ever worked can relate to our show.
RAINN WILSON I'm lucky to have a wife and a child that keep me grounded.
RAINN WILSON I don't want to sound pretentious, but I love art, I like to go to museums, and I like to read b...
RAINN WILSON I found it very easy to transform into creeps and weirdos and losers and goof-balls, and I'm hap...
RAINN WILSON I started in theatre, and for me, it was all about transformation. You transform into the character ...
RAINN WILSON And I do believe that the way to change a society, to uplift people - not just their spirit, but to ...
RAINN WILSON There's like ten minutes when it's like, 'Okay, wait, who is this guy again?' And th...
RAINN WILSON Absolutely father knows best, always do what your fathers say, and if you can't find one then ju...
RAINN WILSON I really wanted to do something positive on the Internet. I wanted to try to get young people talkin...
RAINN WILSON Life is suffering. Life is not resistance to suffering. The point of life is to suffer. This is why ...
RAINN WILSON Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.
RAINN WILSON My dad wanted to name me after Rainier Maria Rilke, the poet.
RAINN WILSON The bonds we create in the household are the most important and lasting. Savor them; they're sac...
RAINN WILSON Ralph Waldo Emerson would definitely be my homeboy.
RAINN WILSON There was one point in high school actually when I was on the chess team, marching band, model Unite...
RAINN WILSON Music is universal too. Even deaf people like to dance, love rhythm, and can kind of pick it up.
RAINN WILSON The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the wor...
RAINN WILSON It is like writing history with lightning and my only regret is that it is all so terribly true.
WOODROW WILSON I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win, than win in a cause that will some day lose.
WOODROW WILSON If you want to make enemies, try to change something.
WOODROW WILSON America was established not to create wealth but to realize a vision, to realize an ideal - to disco...
WOODROW WILSON A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.
WOODROW WILSON Prosperity is necessarily the first theme of a political campaign.
WOODROW WILSON The history of liberty is a history of resistance.
WOODROW WILSON The method of political science is the interpretation of life; its instrument is insight, a nice und...
WOODROW WILSON Tell me what is right and I will fight for it.
WOODROW WILSON If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.
HAROLD WILSON Everybody should have an equal chance - but they shouldn't have a flying start.
HAROLD WILSON I believe the greatest asset a head of state can have is the ability to get a good night's sleep...
HAROLD WILSON The main essentials of a successful prime minister are sleep and a sense of history.
HAROLD WILSON The monarchy is a labor intensive industry.
HAROLD WILSON This Party is a moral crusade or it is nothing.
HAROLD WILSON One man's wage increase is another man's price increase.
HAROLD WILSON A week is a long time in politics.
HAROLD WILSON Whichever party is in office, the Treasury is in power.
HAROLD WILSON I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.
HAROLD WILSON We are redefining and we are restating our socialism in terms of the scientific revolution.
HAROLD WILSON I'm at my best in a messy, middle-of-the-road muddle.
HAROLD WILSON One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
EARL WILSON What we seek is the reign of law, based upon the consent of the governed and sustained by the organi...
WOODROW WILSON Investing in management means building communication systems, business processes, feedback, and rout...
FRED WILSON We are set to make very bad history.
TOM WILSON These days an income is something you can't live without - or within.
TOM WILSON If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?...
TOM WILSON What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.
TOM WILSON The waist is a terrible thing to mind.
TOM WILSON Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
TOM WILSON If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've l...
TOM WILSON Many of us are more capable than some of us... but none of us is as capable as all of us!
TOM WILSON Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.
TOM WILSON There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.
TOM WILSON Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.
TOM WILSON About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.
TOM WILSON If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a different one.
TOM WILSON I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.
TOM WILSON Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
TOM WILSON A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!
TOM WILSON I don't think I could ever go skinny. I just don't think, physiologically, that is going to ...
REBEL WILSON Our happiness is certainly mixed in with the tragedies of life. You have to find the lemonade. You h...
CHANDRA WILSON I think the way it works is that when you're casting a movie, you usually want to work with peop...
OWEN WILSON I definitely would like to do some more dramatic roles.
OWEN WILSON Movies I liked growing up were like Francis Ford Coppolla movies and Scorsese movies.
OWEN WILSON It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the ti...
OWEN WILSON You can think of Hollywood as high school. TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are maybe juniors, ...
OWEN WILSON I have never taken myself that seriously as an actor.
OWEN WILSON If I'm not going to get a part, tell me why.
PATRICK WILSON I think your teenage years define your musical roots forever. You're always looking for a theme ...
PATRICK WILSON You're defined by your older brothers' or sisters' music.
PATRICK WILSON If I ever get looks on the street, which, for the record, is almost never, it's rarely because t...
PATRICK WILSON A heroic nature is very Greek.
PATRICK WILSON I am an avid runner, mainly on weekends.
PATRICK WILSON I am fascinated with religion or things that people believe in and question that. I think it's i...
PATRICK WILSON In a normal movie, you'd never see one guy talk for an entire page, whether good or bad.
PATRICK WILSON I grew up in the South and went to church a lot.
PATRICK WILSON There's such an immediate intimacy with film that you just don't get in theater.
PATRICK WILSON Nobody ever wants to really make someone feel bad.
PATRICK WILSON I love making movies, but there's nothing like being in front of an audience.
PATRICK WILSON