More ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.

I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.

That's because I was choking.

Aside from the obvious chocolate cookies and ice cream, chocolate can be used in a variety of ways for desserts.

There are two freedoms - the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to do what he ought.

The world goes up and the world goes down, the sunshine follows the rain; and yesterday's sneer and yesterday's frown can never come over again.