More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.

Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.

This is a mournful discovery.
1)Those who agree with you are insane
2)Those who do not agree with you are in power.

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, "The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind."

Never trust a man with a penis.

Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...