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Related You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistre... CONAN O'BRIEN WILLIAM J. CLINTON But figuring out Saddam Hussein was one our greatest mysteries. He marched to his own drummer and fr... BRENT SCOWCROFT But figuring out Saddam Hussein was one our greatest mysteries. He marched to his own drummer and fr... BRENT SCOWCROFT TERRY GILLIAM Colin Powell has said over the years that Saddam Hussein is like a toothache. It recurs from time to... ELAINE SCIOLINO TED ALLEN As successful as Jay Leno is, Jay Leno hosting the Today' show wouldn't work. BRUCE DUMONT NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF We don't know how many he will bring but we're prepared to take as many as he has. GAYLE FALKENTHAL As it stands now, no one has confirmed whether [Hussein] is dead or alive. His regime is gone, so ba... CHARLES OWENS DAN QUAYLE QUEEN LATIFAH Saddam Hussein has entered into agreements before that he has immediately violated. ARI FLEISCHER ERIN WASSON RAMSEY CLARK MORTEN TYLDUM GARY JOHNSON As far as Saddam Hussein being a great military strategist, he is neither a strategist, nor is he ... GENERAL NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF I met the investigator who questioned Saddam, ... He said he had extracted important confessions fro... JALAL TALABANI JOHN IRVING We now know that Saddam [Hussein] has resumed his efforts to acquire nuclear weapons. DICK CHENEY Stephen Colbert has such a loyal following; I don't know if it's the same with Jay Leno; he ... LISA HANNIGAN I think we also ought to prepare the American public, by way of informing them, that Saddam Hussein ... JOHN MCCAIN He does this every year to get out to as many counties as he can. He likes to talk to his constituen... CAROLYN WILLIAMS CONDOLEEZZA RICE DAVID LETTERMAN MADELEINE ALBRIGHT PETE ROSE CRAIG T. NELSON Bill has a great way of communicating. No one believes more in this than he does. No one wants to su... JOSH GOTTHEIMER IKE TURNER My own view would be to let Saddam bluster, let him rant and rave all he wants. As long as he behave... DICK ARMEY Relaxing, experiencing nature and laughing are what rejuvenate me and make me feel happy. I believe ... SUI HE Since raised blood pressure is the major cause of stroke, the blood pressure lowering effect of pota... FENG HE As a young child, I suffered from poor health. My parents encouraged me to swim, which really improv... SUI HE I like to find old thingsLI HE These findings provide strong support for the recommendations encouraging the public to consume more... FENG HE The average fruit and vegetable intake in most developed countries is about three servings per day, ... FENG HE They are the Chinese heroes. I am happy for their performance and the result is not the most importa... HE ZHENLIANG This will be conducive to the development of Sino-US relations and China's relationships with the re... HE YAFEI The best way to resolve Sino-US trade imbalance is to expand bilateral trade cooperation. Restrictin... HE YAFEI They are sorry there is no more Soviet Union and they don't know how to act. HE YAFEI We are willing to import more U.S. goods. HE YAFEI Even when he's making dumplings with peasants, he speaks memorized words and sounds like a People's ... HE WEIFANG This is a critical moment. There is a lot of opposition to continuing the reforms as they are today. HE WEIFANG I unequivocally state the wish that the Communist Party should become two parties. HE WEIFANG The situation exists in almost every well-known Chinese university. HE WEIFANG The government really wants to slow down investment, but it can't control local governments who have... HE FAN The new managed floating currency regime is just an interim system. There is a chance of a further w... HE FAN Eventually, we found that the situation there was more serious than what we imagined. HE CHANGCHUI Part of our mission is to find out what kind of assistance is required. HE CHANGCHUI Jimmy Carter was - he still - he remains to this day America's most ex of ex-presidents. You jus... P. J. O'ROURKE Saddam Hussein is a risk-taking aggressor who has attacked four countries, used chemical weapons aga... JOHN MCCAIN BARBARA DEMICK ROBERT NOVAK I first started doing hidden-camera segments on 'The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.' He was the... MICHAEL CARBONARO HANYA YANAGIHARA When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We d... STEPHEN ROOT The nameless loser in Jay McInerney's 'Bright Lights, Big City' is going to the dogs lik... DARRYL PINCKNEY This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he ... ED WOOD Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.' BILL ENGVALL To me, right now, he has no ceiling. At this point, he can be as good as he wants to be. BLAIR PRUETTE CHARLES B. RANGEL Saddam Hussein was a horrible man, and I am pleased he is no longer running Iraq. But the war was wr... ED BALLS He never really seemed to take off as decisively as he has this year. We can put in a lot more desig... BRIAN MURRAY It's never going to get better than working opposite an actor like Jeff Bridges. That's as g... SAM ELLIOTT He comes to London and gets a job in a nightclub, a gay club, where he's known as Straight Dave ... NEIL TENNANT CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS It was known in the mid 90s already that Saddam Hussein was a dangerous tyrant that he had already l... DOUGLAS FEITH Karen was always such a lawless rebel: carrying a gun in her purse, flirting with 14-year-old boys. ... MEGAN MULLALLY 'Weary Willie' is very real to me. He is a man who has given up. The boat has gone and left ... EMMETT KELLY HENRY WAXMAN Richard Nixon is very much a self-made man in the six years prior to his emergence as a national fig... ROGER MORRIS JOE BASTIANICH It ain't about if he knocks a guy out. It's about how he knocks a guy out. It's the styl... DON KING CARSON DALY Saddam Hussein has been tenacious in his pursuit of weapons of mass destruction and, unless he is re... RICHARD SHELBY When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, wat... AL MCGUIRE TOM CRUISE JAY LENO CHARLIE KAUFMAN RICHARD ARMITAGE PETER BERGEN This period recalls the early 1970s between Congress and Nixon and the war in Vietnam. The president... JULIAN ZELIZER JEFF LINDSAY They are coming to convey their concerns on the conduct of the trial of Saddam Hussein. JOSE DIAZ There's no question that Saddam Hussein is a threat... Yes, he has chemical and biological weapons. ... GENERAL WESLEY CLARK While many members of Congress have some reservations, members of Congress by and large have decided... MARTIN FROST NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF CRISS JAMI JOJO MOYES NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Speaking out against rap music is useless, and it's futile. The reality is there's criticism... MICHAEL ERIC DYSON You just try to absorb as much as you can from someone who has won as many races and championships a... LARRY DIXON This guy has nothing to lose. He knows he has nothing to lose. If he's suspected in three murders, a... KURT BYRD Draco's not really a bully. He's not exactly the biggest, strongest guy in the world. He'... TOM FELTON All I know is stars and hits, you know what I mean? I don't just sign a guy because he has a hot... FAT JOE The judge asked president Saddam Hussein about his family's statement that his legal team had been f... KHALIL DULAIMI You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a ci... NORMAN WISDOM
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Saddam Hussein didn't kill 3,100 people on Sept. 11. Osama bin Laden did, and as far as we know ... 
Heath is not a public kind of guy and this has been rough for him. He has had to go on Oprah Winfrey... 
Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day. 
As far as Saddam Hussein being a great military strategist, he is neither a strategist, nor is he sc... 
If military action is required, our objective this time should be not to annoy Saddam Hussein, not t... 
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No lawyer Saddam Hussein has known before the U.S. invasion has seen him, ... He never has had anyth... 
I always felt Harrison Ford looked like he's about to shoot himself when he's carrying his o... 
I just think everything we do has an unintended consequence. We take out Saddam Hussein in Iraq, and... 
As many times as I've seen 'The Merchant of Venice,' I always take Shylock's side. F... 
It has been, after all, 11 years, more than a decade now, of defiance of U.N. resolutions by Saddam ... 
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dea... 
Saddam Hussein is a congenital liar, and he cheats and he steals and he cannot be allowed to defy th... 
I like Barack Obama as a person. He's articulate, he knows sports, his brother-in-law's a co... 
Lance Armstrong is the guy that I would put up there as one of my heroes. He's done something th... 
Spector is a good guy, but he's a nut. Ha, ha, ha! You know, I love him, but he's unpredicta... 
Kim Jong-un's style is more suggestive of Saddam Hussein or his murderous son, Uday Hussein. 
Howard Dean is not the first politician to distort facts in his own interests. But many activists in... 
He doesn't know this now, but in the years to come he will, again and again, test Harold's claims of... 
Under Saddam Hussein, the nation of Iraq possessed and used chemical weapons against both their own ... 
George Bush made a mistake when he referred to the Saddam Hussein regime as 'evil.' Every li... 
Saddam Hussein has systematically violated, over the course of the past 11 years, every significant ... 
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Saddam has committed many crimes against humanity and against his own people. 
Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? ... 
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I don't know if, at the end of the day, how brave Saddam Hussein would be if he were stripped of... 
Saddam Hussein was put on notice that he can't do those type of things. 
My father was one of the first six guys ashore on Iwo Jima. He's 86 years old now, and every sin... 
If Saddam were to be replaced tomorrow he would probably be replaced with someone who's just as ... 
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We want a macho high-earner - with the sensitivity of Gok Wan. We want a man with Brad Pitt's si... 
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't f... 
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.