Money never prevented anyone from being happy or unhappy

The happy have whole days,
and those they choose.
The unhappy have but hours,
and those they lose.

Here is an equation worth remembering: Five dollars earned minus seven dollars spent = Unhappy Life." (Life Hacks, p.51)

I look at what I have and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy

They come to me when they're happy or unhappy, or want something different.

I'm not the type of guy that will make you happy. I'm the type of guy that will make you forget how unhappy we all are.