Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy