Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.

Megan loves orgasms so much, she would not hesitate to steal yours.

Some days, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.

When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again.

I was up until 1 a.m. (Monday) cleaning.