Mom can't get that, she's up on the ladder.

And it really all started because, ... wallpaper is, well, rather expensive.

For that, we had to rent a scaffold, ... After that, I figure I can do anything.

I bought some Bradbury borders on eBay, didn't use them all, put what I had left back on eBay and got more for it than I paid,

Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!

We recommend you do it from a ladder, it's safer.