Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

Your clubs.

I have a 'Play the melody' philosophy. It means don't over-arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody -- and do it the simplest way possible.

One of these days, Alice. Pow! Right in the kisser!

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.