Mmm... Organized Crime

Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson

(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head. (Marge:) You are bald! (Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.