Minor magicians take pains to fit this traditional wizardly bill. By contrast, the really powerful magicians take pleasure in looking like accountants.
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Related In 'Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell,' I wanted to create the most convincing story of mag... SUSANNA CLARKE Wizard’s work was a pleasure and a madness. No wonder the university magicians rambled at times li... LITA BURKE Alas," said Aslan, shaking his head. "It will. Things always work according to their nature. She has... C.S. LEWIS Besides, if you're going to die horribly, you might as well do it with style. JONATHAN STROUD And the magicians could not stand before Moses because of the boils; for the boil was upon the magic... BIBLE Dogs are the magicians of the universe. CLARISSA PINKOLA ESTéS All the magicians have 52 mutual friends. AMIT KALANTRI Great liars are also great magicians ADOLF HITLER I've said it's a little bit like a magician performing for a convention of magicians... all the magi... CHUCK CLOSE Magicians lose the opportunity to experience a sense of wonder. DAVID COPPERFIELD An Enforcer’s style is to destroy all magicians in sight and lap up their essence like a starved c... LITA BURKE Magicians made magic but critics made it tricks. AMIT KALANTRI I was always interested in enchantment and magicians and still am. CHRISTOPHER LEE I was considered a comedy magician. And - how do I put this without sounding egotistical? - it didn&... RICKY JAY Magicians have done controlled testing in human perception for thousands of years. TELLER It is the unspoken ethic of all magicians to not reveal the secrets. DAVID COPPERFIELD But then, liars do make the best magicians, and he happened to be exceptional. LISA MAXWELL But the other Ministers considered that to employ a magician was one thing, novelists were quite ano... SUSANNA CLARKE Books are companions, teachers, magicians, bankers of the treasures of the mind. Books are humanity ... BARBARA TUCHMAN Books are companions, teachers, magicians, bankers of the treasures of the mind. Books are humanity ... BARBARA W. TUCHMAN And when the magicians came, Musa said to them: Cast down what you have to cast. QURAN For centuries, magicians have intuitively taken advantage of the inner workings of our brains. NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON There is a big difference between the stage magician and the wizard. The magician creates illusions ... R.A.DELMONICO Wizards? Do you mean they do things a different way?" "No, just the way we do,"Merlin replied.W... DEEPAK CHOPRA What pleasure is there in life without beauty?" Dulcie slid a silken blue fold down so her right hip... SUSAN SCOTT Because 'Gob' was a terrible magician, he was always, in great comedic moments, messing up h... WILL ARNETT Some people are like stage magicians performing optical illusions of niceties.
The real magic, Is th... IAN IJH HOWELL Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'He... TELLER Magicians will always tell you the trick is the most important thing, but I'm more interested in... MARCO TEMPEST You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more co... CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI Actors and magicians are both performers, and they represent things that are not necessarily who the... STEVE CARELL The pain is bad magicians ripping off good ones, doing magic badly, and making a mockery of the art. RICKY JAY The children in Holland take pleasure in making
What the children in England take pleasure in brea... UNATTRIBUTED AUTHOR Books are the carriers of civilization...They are companions, teachers, magicians, bankers of the tr... BARBARA W. TUCHMAN A bachelor or masters degree in accounting may not be what the employers in those sectors are lookin... PETER OLSEN It was just like a digital fixation with cards and math and science and then I started to look at im... DAVID BLAINE When we are young we take pains to be agreeable, and when we are old we take pains not to be disagre... SOURCE UNKNOWN Take pains. Be perfect. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I think cinema, movies, and magic have always been closely associated. The very earliest people who ... FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA I always really liked magicians. I'm not even sure why - except that they know things other peop... SUSANNA CLARKE Such pains they take to look pretty. UNKNOWN It takes a long time to educate a community and it can't be done by spellbinders, moneybags, hypnoti... HARRY J. GRANT Magicians seem to be able to carry out secret actions in front of their audience without being spott... GUSTAV KUHN All my coaches have been great. My dad [Peter] has had a big impact. He coached me for 2 years. He t... DAN EVANS I address you all tonight for who you truly are: wizards, mermaids, travelers, adventurers, and magi... BRIAN SELZNICK This is really historic. This is really the first time in 30 years the Florida legislature is lookin... JOE SAUNDERS We take care of girls and women, who have really been overlooked by traditional sporting-goods store... DONNA CZYSZ I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There's some really cool accountants o... JAKE LACY I still had this idea that there was a whole world of marvelous golden people somewhere, as far ahea... RICHARD YATES My mother brought me magicians and witches, because I was very ugly, really revolting. So she though... ROBERTO BENIGNI I'm looking to take pictures, looking for clarity, I want something really, really clear. COLIN WALLACE Men take more pains to mask than to mend. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Like every art form, there are jealousies and angers and competitiveness in magic. But there's c... RICKY JAY And the magicians did so with their enchantments to bring forth lice, but they could not: so there w... BIBLE Somehow he just really fit the bill and had that fire in his eyes that made you believe this guy cou... CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Fans are really important for me. And if they take pains to write me, it's the minimum that I answer... DANIEL RADCLIFFE In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B... BILLY JOEL One magician demanded I show him an image of the love of his life. I rustled up a mirror. JONATHAN STROUD According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, m... JONATHAN STROUD God gives urge, urge gives pleasure, pleasure gives pains, pains gives fruits, fruits gives trees, t... MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON I was the youngest member of the New York International Brotherhood of Magicians. It was me and a bu... MATT MCGORRY Then came in the magicians, the astrologers, the Chaldeans, and the soothsayers: and I told the drea... BIBLE Magic is the only honest profession. A magician promises to deceive you and he does. KARL GERMAIN Though introverts are drained by interaction, we can take immense pleasure in watching the scene aro... LAURIE A. HELGOE This is daunting. It's going to take some time, ... These kids are not missing in the traditional se... ERNIE ALLEN Magicians from the nineteenth century threw cards distances, but I think I'm the first one who m... RICKY JAY Once, poets were magicians. Poets were strong, stronger than warriors or kings — stronger than old... GREG BEAR The pleasure of those who injure you lies in your pain. Therefore they will suffer if you take away ... TERTULLIAN If you look up "charming" in the dictionary, you'll see that it not only has references to strong at... DEB CALETTI Traditional methods of detection of bacteria can take days but the biosensor developed by them could... BENJAMIN MILLER Americans take justifiable pride in the freedoms given to them by nature or God and enshrined in the... BEN SHAPIRO This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I'l... PAUL GIAMATTI Then the king commanded to call the magicians, and the astrologers, and the sorcerers, and the Chald... BIBLE We take greater pains to persuade others we are happy than in trying to think so ourselves. CONFUCIUS We take great pains to persuade other that we are happy than in to think so ourselves. CONFUCIUS Leaders take the pleasure to always keep their words and the followers often seek the pleasure in th... ANUJ SOMANY With all this going on now, why would you take the tremendous leap to enacting the bill? TOM O'BRIEN Actors are like magicians. They'll sit there and do all their tricks to each other. It's ver... DAVID AYER For God's sake, if you sin, take pleasure in it, and do it for the pleasure... GERALD GOULD For God's sake, if you sin, take pleasure in it, and do it for the pleasure. GERALD GOULD Why should investors sit passively by and take a couple of cents on a the dollar. This is an extraor... WILLIAM LERACH Our big guys-the key is they pass really well. The kids take pride in passing the ball. It's a tradi... FRANK SCIOLLA This is helpful and tangible to take to Tallahassee and use it as the content for a bill. RON KLEIN There is a pleasure in poetic pains,
Which only poets know. WILLIAM COWPER He was transfixed at the sight of the lords and ladies of his realm running about like demented chic... JONATHAN STROUD We are so constituted that we can gain intense pleasure only from the contrast, and only very little... SIGMUND FREUD I play one of the greatest magicians of the time period. It's an incredibly original story, a mind b... HUGH JACKMAN Indeed, most magicians catch the bug as kids. My first audience was my family in Long Island. My fir... CRISS ANGEL This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I... PAUL GIAMATTI You can never take your reputation back. There really is nothing as powerful as a good reputation. GIULIANA RANCIC The debate going on between us is really a debate about whether we want to take the Democratic Party... JOE LIEBERMAN From my review of the legislation in place, I don't think they've exceeded the limits to meet the de... LUKE LIROT Is there any thing Men take more pains about than to render themselves unhappy? BENJAMIN FRANKLIN In traveling
I shape myself betimes to idleness
And take fools' pleasure. GEORGE ELIOT (PSEUDONYM OF MARY ANN EVANS CROSS) Happy people tend to be those who take pleasure in simple things. OSCAR AULIQ-ICE For many people, fairly minor adjustments are all it will take. GEORDIE CROSSAN George's institutional knowledge was a perfect fit. We need someone who is going to be an aggressive... JOE MUNEM Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are mi... TERRY PRATCHETT It is looking like we will have a couple other minor systems move through this week, Tuesday and Sat... DAN ATKIN You, and those like you, take your fill of pleasure on earth by making the life of such as me bitter... THOMAS HARDY
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JONATHAN SHIPLEY The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. JONATHAN SWIFT The most positive men are the most credulous. JONATHAN SWIFT Real love is always chaotic. You lose control; you lose perspective. You lose the ability to protect... JONATHAN CARROLL Belief is best when uncomplicated by reason. JONATHAN TOM More mony is put into prisons than into schools. That, in itself, is the description of a nation ben... JONATHAN KOZOL May you live every day of your life. JONATHAN SWIFT Every good writer I know needs to go into some deep, quiet place to do work that is fully imagined. ... JONATHAN FRANZEN Everyone always wants to know how you can tell when it's true love, and the answer is this: when the... JONATHAN TROPPER A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with e... JONATHAN SWIFT A short story is a sprint, a novel is a marathon. Sprinters have seconds to get from here to there a... JONATHAN CARROLL Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. JONATHAN SWIFT Your language indicates──and limits──what you think. JONATHAN PRICE Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly. JONATHAN SWIFT Don't set your wit against a child. JONATHAN SWIFT Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with ... JONATHAN SWIFT It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdo... JONATHAN SWIFT Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true -- but it's father is creativity, and knowledge is ... JONATHAN SCHATTKE Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance. JONATHAN SWIFT If there are amazing graces on this earth, I believe that they are these good children sent to us by... JONATHAN KOZOL The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet w... JONATHAN SWIFT Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives. JONATHAN SWIFT Rebukes are easy from our betters, From men of quality and letters; But when low dunces will ... JONATHAN SWIFT What some people invent the rest enlarge. JONATHAN SWIFT All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits. JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you pleas... JONATHAN SWIFT In church your grandsire cut his throat; to do the job too long he tarried: he should have had my he... JONATHAN SWIFT Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. JONATHAN SWIFT We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same. JONATHAN SWIFT Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is generally the wor... JONATHAN SWIFT Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent. JONATHAN SWIFT What makes literature interesting is that it does not survive its translation. The characters in a n... JONATHAN MILLER Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. JONATHAN SWIFT Living in cities is an art, and we need the vocabulary of art, of style, to describe the peculiar re... JONATHAN RABAN One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish h... JONATHAN SWIFT