Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.

We in middle age require adventure.

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

When you’re thirty you’re old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.