Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock

[Oxford] whispering from her towers the last enchantments of the Middle Age . . . Home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names, and impossible loyalties!

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Never fear growing old; there are many who have never had the privilege