Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.

I discovered windows one afternoon and after that, nothing was ever the same.

If you don't know where you want to go, we will make sure you get there.

MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.

I wonder what Jesus would do if He had to reload Windows 95 for the eighth time today ?

And while you're up there doing the windows, you might want to get up there and re-caulk.