Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them.

He shows great originality, which must be curbed at all cost

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.