Men are simple minded. The fact that women can't understand them, begins to show just how complex they are...

That went over like a fart in space...

Accomplishment without achievement is failure.

To err is human, to err using a computer is highly likely...

Why vent to face book? You can't punch someone in the face on a computer...

[Python] was able to throw the pitches she needed to throw. We've been working with her on some things and she was able to accomplish them on what was not a really good day to play.