Men are sad because they have to die so soon, women are sad because they were born so long ago.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

Belief in our mortality, the sense that we are eventually going to crack up and be extinguished like the flame of a candle, I say, is a gloriously fine thing. It makes us sober; it makes us a little sad; and many of us it makes poetic. But above all,

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist, Jack.