Melted cheese is a culinary veil...a foxhole where mediocrity can hide.

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Life is great. Cheese makes it better.

I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?