Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
Foaly: The EIB?
Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.