Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store.

Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes.