Me: “I refuse to attend Support Group.”<br />Mom: “One of the symptoms of depression is disinterest in activities.”<br />Me: “Please just let me watch America’s Next Top Model. It’s an activity.”<br />Mom: “Television is a passivity.”<br />Me: “Ugh, Mom, please.”<br />Mom: “Hazel, you’re a teenager. You’re not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.”<br />Me: “If you want me to be a teenager, don’t send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot.”<br />Mom: “You don’t take pot, for starters.”<br />Me: “See, that’s the kind of thing I’d know if you got me a fake ID.”<br />Mom: “You’re going to Support Group.”<br />Me: “UGGGGGGGGGGGGG.”<br />Mom: “Hazel, you deserve a life.