Maybe well handcuff him to the bed this time.


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They just tried to handcuff him. He wouldn't voluntarily put his hands behind his back.
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Why be an ostrich?
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Would it please you if I said your eyes were twin gold-fish bowls filled to the brim with the cleare...
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Hey it's Dan Marino! If I were Dan Marino I'd definitely buy this car. Well, not this car. I'm going...
WILL SMITH
Well, my dear, take heart. Some day, I will kiss you and you will like it. But not now, so I beg you...
MARGARET MITCHELL
Ow can I handcuff a bloomin’ shirt?
R. C. SHERRIFF
Ow can I handcuff a bloomin’ shirt?
R. C. SHERRIFF
Well, I've seen porn!" Evan defends and Dan just looks at him.
"Okay, captain Pornie, walk me ...
KATE SHERWOOD
Then you've made the only choice. But there's a penalty attached, as there is to most things you wan...
MARGARET MITCHELL
I am very pleased to welcome Dan to our board of directors. As one of the most regarded executives i...
GIL SHWED
I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite.
SHANE L. KOYCZAN
Well, maybe there's something to this.
DON HAHN
It is said, that no one is a hero to their butler. The reason is, that it requires a hero to recogni...
JOHANN VON GOETHE
Morrie was in a wheelchair full-time now, getting used to helpers lifting him like a heavy sack from...
MITCH ALBOM
Maybe she had it wrong all this time and her empty heart could never be filled by his ingenious brok...
COCO J. GINGER
So this is going to be drill!?
DEYTH BANGER
Well, you can't have heartbreak without love," Dan pointed out. "If your heart was really broken, th...
LEILA SALES
One of the interpreters hired by CBS for the Dan Rather/Saddam Hussein interview adopted a phony Ara...
JAY LENO
Maybe if he did really well they'd give him some mouldy apples.
RICK RIORDAN
Get him back one more time. Get him back one more time and maybe win a few games.
JASON RUNDE
She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed.
"These ar...
RICK RIORDAN
Whenever Dan had leave time there was always the knowledge in the back of your head that he was goin...
CHRISTINA SIMS
When the kid goes to bed, you get a little bit of time for yourself and maybe your partner, so being...
ADAM MANSBACH
Every time I thought that, (Butler) would come down and make a great shot.
DEMOND GARTH
Every time we play Butler it rains, so that's not something new for us.
JOE BRESCHI
Dan is such a big body and he's learning the game so well.
BOB HAMLEY
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the p...
JAMES THURBER
Maybe Oliver Stone doesn't lend himself well to remakes or sequels, because he does them so well...
BEN BARNES
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
ANONYMOUS
Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.'

Ellen: 'No, not unless y...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the p...
JAMES THURBER
Peter was not very well during the evening. His mother put him to bed, and made some chamomile tea: ...
BEATRIX POTTER
Dan understands the dynamics of what goes on here in athletics. He also relates well to the kids.
KALE ANE
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
HENNY YOUNGMAN
Maybe I don't know him as well as I thought. Maybe I didn't know myself. Maybe my world is turning u...
CELIA MCMAHON
Dan is even-money (odds) to solve this problem.
HARRY GRAY
Dan was in complete control the whole game. He played very well. We just need to hit more.
PHIL AMELIO
We grew up learning to cheer on the underdog because we see ourselves in them.
SHANE L. KOYCZAN
Sometimes becoming drug free has less to do with addiction and more to do with sanity.
SHANE L. KOYCZAN
Take my handkerchief, Scarlett. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known
you to have a h...
MARGARET MITCHELL
Harry and the Butler
ANTHONY HOPKINS
Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time.
MICHAEL TODD
There was a time when everyone remembered that stupid thing about me not getting out of bed for less...
LINDA EVANGELISTA
Our technique puts a bed of antibiotic nails on the surface of the implant. The first time a bacteri...
ERIC WICKSTROM
Lying in a hospital bed, I had a lot of time to think about everything. When you look at a horse rac...
DAN HENDRICKS
You guys need to go to bed on time. Sit up.
JEAN WEBB
This guy was on his death bed, and we were more worried about having him live than having him race a...
BILL STAPLETON
I missed him the most this birthday but maybe I'm just tired,
HANSIE CRONJE
Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food.
FRANK A. CLARK
I've known Dan for a very long time. We would like to have him evaluate our team and give us his opi...
BOB MCNAIR
Only children simply accept the fact that their parents have the right to make choices for them. Eve...
THE MIRROR OF MAYBE
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet fi...
HENNY YOUNGMAN
I like him, okay?"

"No you don't. You 'well I'm un I don't know um I guess yeah maybe' hi...
SARAH OCKLER
Followers of Jesus do well to spend more time engaging him than explaining him.
RON BRACKIN
So the butler is safe?
DANNY SULLIVAN
Maybe this frees up Diller to do the kind of deal he wants to do in the U.S.. Clearly Diller felt Br...
KURT BILLICK
This was the perfect prep. He does well with time between races. Knock on wood, we can keep him soun...
GRAHAM MOTION
If this works out well, maybe we'll build a kiosk near the entrance.
DOROTHY FRIST
Well, I don't think we should go to the moon. I think we maybe should send some politicians up t...
RON PAUL
People who bounce back say, 'Well, that's the way life is. I'll just dig in and do it over again and...
JAMES ELLIOTT
Suntem creatori, dar jucăm naivi, rolul de „creație”. Ne considerăm biete oi neajutorate, mâ...
DAN BROWN
Ce soartă va avea condiția omenească dacă marile mistere ale vieții vor fi în sfârșit elucid...
DAN BROWN
Schimbarea este iminentă. Ființa omenească se află în pragul unei noi ere, când își va înto...
DAN BROWN
A trăi în lume fără a deveni conștient de sensul ei este ca și când ai rătăci într-o mare ...
DAN BROWN
Adevărul are putere. Iar dacă gravităm cu toții în jurul acelorași idei, o facem poate, întru...
DAN BROWN
Well, are they really thinking that maybe they could lose control of the House next time around?
BOB SCHIEFFER
Karena gue pengen punya istri yang mau tidur sama gue di karpet, sampe bisa beli spring bed, dan tet...
ALITT SUSANTO
Something wrong with your child? Feed them and put them to bed. Something wrong with your man? Feed ...
SUSAN CARTWRIGHT
They played well. Maybe this will give those two some confidence.
DAVID LIPE
We've made that a big emphasis (getting the ball to Butler). We've played really well since he came ...
MIKE CONNER
Kim Green discovered Dan when he watched him through Formula Atlantic and Indy Lights,
ANDRETTI GREEN
Dan just mauled him. He didn't even think about scoring a point against Danny.
JEFF SLAYTON
He's been on the bench quite a bit this season, but I decided this was the time to throw him in. He ...
BOB STEEL
I'm going back to bed. And when I wake up maybe that ugly girl will be gone.
AMANDA GRACE
He's had quite a hard season for a young horse so maybe we'll see him next year, or maybe we'll see ...
DAVID NICHOLLS
Afore me! It is so very late,
That we may call it early by and by.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Matt Painter will do well there, give him some time. They're so far down you have to give him some t...
BOBBY PLUMP
I bought this the day before at a shopping mall. I didn't want to forget him. Maybe I didn't want hi...
MITCH ALBOM
She tried to worry that something terrible had happened to him, but didn't believe it for a moment. ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
It's great to have Dan back. He's a great player, and we're a better football team with him.
PAUL POSLUSZNY
I think Chris started twice in the November matches and Mike came on after 20 minutes in the New Zea...
FRANK HADDEN
When I saw him walking out of the locker room this morning, he looked (cranky). Maybe I'll ask him w...
KEN MACHA
A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right.
AUDREY MEADOWS
I listen to Steely Dan. I really like Steely Dan.
TOM WOPAT
The public support for this has once again proven to us the importance of Dan Nicholas Park to this ...
BOB PENDERGRASS
He knew I betrayed him and yet he was rescuing me once again, maybe for the last time.
KHALED HOSSEINI
Dan is very well-versed on the park system. He has a really good (sense) of everything from programm...
RALPH RICHARD
Fernando's a proven goal-scorer and we're happy to have him. Maybe things haven't gone well for him ...
SAMI HYYPIA
For every answer, I like to bring up a question. Maybe I'm related to Alfred Hitchcock or maybe ...
KIM NOVAK
Maybe the commissioner made money off this deal; maybe he broke even; maybe he even ended up giving ...
PAT ANDERSON
It takes time to succeed because success is merely the natural reward of taking time to do anything ...
JOSEPH ROSS
He continues to do well and is improving daily. His doctors are currently in the process of assessin...
PENNY CIRCLE
We pretty much had to push him out of bed. We gave him lots of treats.
BARBARA BISHOP
Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.
GERALD SCARFE
Nick wanted to shove him off the bed and kick him in the face. Not aggressive, my ass.
BRIGID KEMMERER
Maybe I'll use him in the last few games, maybe start him. ... I can't answer that.
JODY GERUT
Maybe its all around to see, if we try. And Maybe it's been inside of me all this time. Love, love, ...
CHAD PETREE
Rossella, non ho mai avuto la pazienza di raccogliere i frammenti di un oggetto rotto per incollarli...
MARGARET MITCHELL
it was more like two scared kids huddling in the dark when they knew the monster under the bed wasn'...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON
Butler is so talented and defend very well. It was a great victory for us because it proves that we ...
GEORGE WILLIAMS

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Neither have they hearts to stay, nor wit enough to run away.
SAMUEL BUTLER
Every one is a genius, more or less. No one is so physically sound that no part of him will be even ...
SAMUEL BUTLER
A genius can never expect to have a good time anywhere, if he is a genuine article, but America is a...
SAMUEL BUTLER
God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
SAMUEL BUTLER
Heaven is the work of the best and kindest men and women. Hell is the work of prigs, pedants and pro...
SAMUEL BUTLER
Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as h...
SAMUEL BUTLER
Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men t...
SAMUEL BUTLER
For every why he had a wherefore.
SAMUEL BUTLER
Then spare the rod and spoil the child.
SAMUEL BUTLER
People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it ...
SAMUEL BUTLER
If there is any moral in Christianity, if there is anything to be learned from it, if the whole stor...
SAMUEL BUTLER
Such as take lodgings in a head that's to be let unfurnished.
SAMUEL BUTLER
An idea must not be condemned for being a little shy and incoherent; all new ideas are shy when intr...
SAMUEL BUTLER
Men are seldom more commonplace than on supreme occasions.
SAMUEL BUTLER
The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
SAMUEL BUTLER
English literature is a kind of training in social ethics. English trains you to handle a body of in...
MARILYN BUTLER
Birth and death are so closely related that one could not destroy either without destroying the othe...
SAMUEL BUTLER
It is not he who gains the exact point in dispute who scores most in controversy -- but he who has s...
SAMUEL BUTLER
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he...
SAMUEL BUTLER
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came f...
SAMUEL BUTLER
He that complies against his will is of his own opinion still.
SAMUEL BUTLER
Science, after all, is only an expression for our ignorance of our own ignorance.
SAMUEL BUTLER
A man should be just cultured enough to be able to look with suspicion upon culture at first, not se...
SAMUEL BUTLER
The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much about not bein...
SAMUEL BUTLER
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
SAMUEL BUTLER
The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.
SAMUEL BUTLER
Conscience is thoroughly well-bred and soon leaves off talking to those who do not wish to hear it.
SAMUEL BUTLER
Union may be strength, but it is mere blind brute strength unless wisely directed.
SAMUEL BUTLER
The voice of the Lord is the voice of common sense, which is shared by all that is.
SAMUEL BUTLER
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
SAMUEL BUTLER
The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
SAMUEL BUTLER
He that complies against his will, Is of his own opinion still.
SAMUEL BUTLER