Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

He gave so much of his life to public service, but his family always came first. I'm very proud he was my friend.