Maybe it's because I was too much reality, but I'm not interested in seeing too much reality anymore. I'd rather watch a Dean Martin concert and let the world go by.

Dean Martin is one of my heroes.

I loved when my folks would watch 'The Dean Martin Show.'

Dean Martin. He was incredible.

I pressed PLAY and started up Chiron's favorite--the All-Time Greatest Hits of Dean Martin. Suddenly the air was filled with violins and a bunch of guys moaning in Italian.

The demon pigeons went nuts. They started flying in circles, running into each other like they wanted to bash their own brains out.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.