May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.

Baseball plays out like an opera,

All real programs contain errors until proved otherwise which is impossible.

Algren's Precepts: Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc. And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.

Ade's Law: Anybody can win--unless there happens to be a second entry.