FastSaying

Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group." "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.

Jack Handy

FootballSports

Related Quotes

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
— Fran Lebowitz
Sports:football
✨💡💡💭✨
My best girl is dead.
— Red Smith
SportsFootball
📖💫💫💭💫
When you look at where team sports are going, the National Football League is turning into organized warfare.
— Oren Lyons Jr.
FootballSports
✨💡💡🌟🎯
Describing an opposing team: Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
— Don Schula
Sports:football
💡📖💫💭💫
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
— Theodore Roosevelt
Sports:football
💡💡💫🌟💫