Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

A love triangle is a threesome delayed.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.