Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty