Marriage is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"

The facebook was responsible for his marriage and the same facebook was responsible for his divorce, so he always says that facebook hath given and facebook hath taken away, blessed be the name of facebook

(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.